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Titans offered surgery to remove sense of smell 4/16/2022
The Titan government has offered a new solution to the Titan stench problem. All residents of Titan will be offered free...
Governor of Ganymede escapes from kidnappers 4/6/2022
The governor of Ganymede who was kidnapped last week and tortured by communist rebels showed up today at the governor's ...
Uruguayans furious over Argentine killing of Pluto capybara. 3/31/2022
Last night drunk celebrating Argentines on one of the Pluto bases controlled by Argentina killed and ate a pet capybara ...
Governor of Ganymede kidnapped by communist rebels 3/29/2022
Earlier today a group of heavily armed communist rebels stormed the Ganymede capitol building and abducted the governor ...
Martian psycho rights leader killed by psycho 3/25/2022
Oleg Popov, leader of the Martian Association of the Acceptance of the Medically Psychotic, or MAAMP was killed today in...
Uruguay takes control of Charon 3/22/2022
Uruguay has now taken control of both bases on Charon in effect giving them control over all human civilization of that ...
Mars psycho murders 3/15/2022
Murders have been commonplace on Mars for decades, but some Earth governments are now saying enough and are pushing for ...
Lapetus imposes quarantine to stop syphilis outbreak 3/11/2022
Lapetus authorities have issued a global quarantine order effective immediately to stop the recent syphilis outbreak. It...
Argentina threatens Uruguay with nuclear war 3/10/2022
An official statement from the pink house released this morning threatens Uruguay with war on Earth unless they stop vio...
Violence reported from Pluto bases 3/9/2022
Several incidences of physically violent fights between Uruguayos and Argentinos were reported today from several of the...
Zaporozhets to remain unchanged 3/8/2022
After big protests against the plans to update the Zaporozhets ZAZ 968 that has been produced in its Martian version on ...
Communist terrorists strike again on Ganymede 3/7/2022
Another terrorist attack on Ganymede this morning claimed the lives of 15 innocent people as a bomb exploded in a busy s...
Uruguay-Argentina Pluto alliance coming apart? 3/6/2022
The joint colonization of Pluto and Charon by Uruguay and Argentina, born out of an alliance that until just a few days ...
Triton productivity experiment shows good results 3/5/2022
It's only been two months since the first humans landed on Triton, but by the look of it you would think they'd been the...
Source of mysterious penile explosions on Mars found 3/4/2022
The source of the latest wave of deadly penile explosions that have killed several hundred Martians recently has been de...


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