King Bob of Io marries

7/15/2007

His royal highness King Bob I of Io today married all 16 women on Io in a lavish ceremony. The women will from now on be part of King Bob's royal harem and will be kept locked up in the royal palace guarded by newly created eunuchs. The act raised great concerns since there will now not be any women left for the other men on Io. King Bob has respectfully issued a statement saying ''I really don't give a fuck that no one else besides me will get laid. I'm the king and I do what I want!''


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