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Bordello opens on the Moon 2/24/1978
The first independent business opened on the Moon today. What kind of business? You guessed it! A brothel of course! The young entrepreneur behind the...
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Tourist complex opens on the moon 3/1/1979
A hotel catering to tourists from the Earth has opened on the moon. The hotel was built by Moon Pimp who last year opened the very first bordello on t...
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Moon Pimp first space millionaire 3/6/1981
The young entrepreneur known as Moon Pimp this week became the first space based millionaire. His moon bordello and his moon sex hotel have both been ...
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Moon hotel named after impossible position 4/23/1982
The moon hotel opened by Moon Pimp 3 years ago has been officially renamed ''Hotel Skull Crusher''. The hotel has been carrying that nickname for some...
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Moon pimp arrested for murder 2/21/2022
The owner of a popular moon bordello was arrested today after killing a customer after an argument that turned violent. According to eye witnesses the...
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Moon Pimp released 2/22/2022
The owner of the Moon bordello arrested yesterday for beating a disrespectful customer to death was released from jail this morning. The charges again...
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Widow of man killed by Moon Pimp plans to sue 2/26/2022
The widow of the man killed by Moon Pimp last week says she is talking to a lawyer about filing a wrongful death suit against Moon Pimp. Moon Pimp bea...
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Moon Pimp bans Uruguayans in response to Pluto base 2/27/2022
Moon Pimp has said he will not wait for the UN sanctions to take effect. Effective immediately Uruguayan citizens are not welcome at his bordello unti...
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Moon Pimp blamed for another customer's death 3/2/2022
Moon Pimp who has been in recent legal trouble over the death of a customer of his bordello is now facing more death accusations. A woman is blaming h...
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