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Bordello opens on the Moon
The first independent business opened on the Moon today. What kind of business? You guessed it! A brothel of course! The young entrepreneur behind the...
Tourist complex opens on the moon
A hotel catering to tourists from the Earth has opened on the moon. The hotel was built by Moon Pimp who last year opened the very first bordello on t...
Moon Pimp first space millionaire
The young entrepreneur known as Moon Pimp this week became the first space based millionaire. His moon bordello and his moon sex hotel have both been ...
Moon hotel named after impossible position
The moon hotel opened by Moon Pimp 3 years ago has been officially renamed ''Hotel Skull Crusher''. The hotel has been carrying that nickname for some...
Moon pimp arrested for murder
The owner of a popular moon bordello was arrested today after killing a customer after an argument that turned violent. According to eye witnesses the...
Moon Pimp released
The owner of the Moon bordello arrested yesterday for beating a disrespectful customer to death was released from jail this morning. The charges again...
Widow of man killed by Moon Pimp plans to sue
The widow of the man killed by Moon Pimp last week says she is talking to a lawyer about filing a wrongful death suit against Moon Pimp. Moon Pimp bea...
Moon Pimp bans Uruguayans in response to Pluto base
Moon Pimp has said he will not wait for the UN sanctions to take effect. Effective immediately Uruguayan citizens are not welcome at his bordello unti...
Moon Pimp blamed for another customer's death
Moon Pimp who has been in recent legal trouble over the death of a customer of his bordello is now facing more death accusations. A woman is blaming h...
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