local news  NEAR EARTH: Moon Mars Asteroids  JUPITER: Callisto Ganymede Europa Io  SATURN: Titan Enceladus Lapetus Rhea  URANUS: NEPTUNE:  Titania Oberon Triton  MORE WORLDS: Pluto Mercury Eris Haumea  ALL WORLDS               more information Top StoriesWhat's the purpose of this site?Submit a news storyNews archiveParamount ObligationismAbout PezgoContact Us Latest news from around the solar system 9/13/2022 Nuclear Weapons on Oberon 6/24/2022 The government of Oberon today announced they have successfully tested a nuclear bomb. By the end of... read more Gladiator fights back on Rhea 5/7/2022 It's been 8 years since the Rhea parliament banned the popular gladiator fights where combatants bat... read more Titans offered surgery to remove sense of smell 4/16/2022 The Titan government has offered a new solution to the Titan stench problem. All residents of Titan ... read more Governor of Ganymede escapes from kidnappers 4/6/2022 The governor of Ganymede who was kidnapped last week and tortured by communist rebels showed up toda... read more Uruguayans furious over Argentine killing of Pluto capybara. 3/31/2022 Last night drunk celebrating Argentines on one of the Pluto bases controlled by Argentina killed and... read more Governor of Ganymede kidnapped by communist rebels 3/29/2022 Earlier today a group of heavily armed communist rebels stormed the Ganymede capitol building and ab... read more Martian psycho rights leader killed by psycho 3/25/2022 Oleg Popov, leader of the Martian Association of the Acceptance of the Medically Psychotic, or MAAMP... read more Uruguay takes control of Charon 3/22/2022 Uruguay has now taken control of both bases on Charon in effect giving them control over all human c... read more Mars psycho murders 3/15/2022 Murders have been commonplace on Mars for decades, but some Earth governments are now saying enough ... read more Lapetus imposes quarantine to stop syphilis outbreak 3/11/2022 Lapetus authorities have issued a global quarantine order effective immediately to stop the recent s... read more MORE NEWS This week in history 1980 - First Americans land on Mars 9/15/1980 After being beat to Mars by several Soviet crews, the Americans today finally made a successful land... read more 1994 - Lunatic declares himself king of Io 9/11/1994 An insane member of the first crew to land on Io last month has now declared himself king of Io. The... read more 1994 - Martian penile explosions remain a mystery 9/20/1994 The investigation into the gruesome wave of penile explosions that killed hundreds of Martians last ... read more 2002 - Murder during first Lapetus landing 9/6/2002 A team of 127 people entered a lander to Lapetus today, but only 126 made it to the surface alive. U... read more 1991 - Ganymede landing ends in deadly violence. 9/21/1991 The first human landing on Ganymede ended in chaos today as two senior crew members started fighting... read more POST NEWS STORY: Are you in one of the space colonies? Do you have a news story to share? Please submit it to us and we will post it here on Pezgo. If it is your first time submitting a story please review our posting policies. Your Name: Where did this happen: When did this happen: Headline: What happened: No links to competitors please :) Attach picture (your own pictures only please for legal reasons)    The old Pezgo video games

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