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Gladiator fights back on Rhea
5/7/2022
It's been 8 years since the Rhea parliament banned the popular gladiator fights where combatants battle unarmed to the d...
Titans offered surgery to remove sense of smell
4/16/2022
The Titan government has offered a new solution to the Titan stench problem. All residents of Titan will be offered free...
Governor of Ganymede escapes from kidnappers
4/6/2022
The governor of Ganymede who was kidnapped last week and tortured by communist rebels showed up today at the governor's ...
Uruguayans furious over Argentine killing of Pluto capybara.
3/31/2022
Last night drunk celebrating Argentines on one of the Pluto bases controlled by Argentina killed and ate a pet capybara ...
Governor of Ganymede kidnapped by communist rebels
3/29/2022
Earlier today a group of heavily armed communist rebels stormed the Ganymede capitol building and abducted the governor ...
Martian psycho rights leader killed by psycho
3/25/2022
Oleg Popov, leader of the Martian Association of the Acceptance of the Medically Psychotic, or MAAMP was killed today in...
Uruguay takes control of Charon
3/22/2022
Uruguay has now taken control of both bases on Charon in effect giving them control over all human civilization of that ...
Mars psycho murders
3/15/2022
Murders have been commonplace on Mars for decades, but some Earth governments are now saying enough and are pushing for ...
Lapetus imposes quarantine to stop syphilis outbreak
3/11/2022
Lapetus authorities have issued a global quarantine order effective immediately to stop the recent syphilis outbreak. It...
Argentina threatens Uruguay with nuclear war
3/10/2022
An official statement from the pink house released this morning threatens Uruguay with war on Earth unless they stop vio...
Violence reported from Pluto bases
3/9/2022
Several incidences of physically violent fights between Uruguayos and Argentinos were reported today from several of the...
Zaporozhets to remain unchanged
3/8/2022
After big protests against the plans to update the Zaporozhets ZAZ 968 that has been produced in its Martian version on ...
Communist terrorists strike again on Ganymede
3/7/2022
Another terrorist attack on Ganymede this morning claimed the lives of 15 innocent people as a bomb exploded in a busy s...
Uruguay-Argentina Pluto alliance coming apart?
3/6/2022
The joint colonization of Pluto and Charon by Uruguay and Argentina, born out of an alliance that until just a few days ...
Triton productivity experiment shows good results
3/5/2022
It's only been two months since the first humans landed on Triton, but by the look of it you would think they'd been the...
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