local news  NEAR EARTH: Moon Mars Asteroids  JUPITER: Callisto Ganymede Europa Io  SATURN: Titan Enceladus Lapetus Rhea  URANUS: NEPTUNE:  Titania Oberon Triton  MORE WORLDS: Pluto Mercury Eris Haumea  ALL WORLDS               more information Top StoriesWhat's the purpose of this site?Submit a news storyNews archiveParamount ObligationismAbout PezgoContact Us PEZGO NEWS - PAGE 1 NEXT PAGE > > Gladiator fights back on Rhea 5/7/2022 It's been 8 years since the Rhea parliament banned the popular gladiator fights where combatants battle unarmed to the d... Titans offered surgery to remove sense of smell 4/16/2022 The Titan government has offered a new solution to the Titan stench problem. All residents of Titan will be offered free... Governor of Ganymede escapes from kidnappers 4/6/2022 The governor of Ganymede who was kidnapped last week and tortured by communist rebels showed up today at the governor's ... Uruguayans furious over Argentine killing of Pluto capybara. 3/31/2022 Last night drunk celebrating Argentines on one of the Pluto bases controlled by Argentina killed and ate a pet capybara ... Governor of Ganymede kidnapped by communist rebels 3/29/2022 Earlier today a group of heavily armed communist rebels stormed the Ganymede capitol building and abducted the governor ... Martian psycho rights leader killed by psycho 3/25/2022 Oleg Popov, leader of the Martian Association of the Acceptance of the Medically Psychotic, or MAAMP was killed today in... Uruguay takes control of Charon 3/22/2022 Uruguay has now taken control of both bases on Charon in effect giving them control over all human civilization of that ... Mars psycho murders 3/15/2022 Murders have been commonplace on Mars for decades, but some Earth governments are now saying enough and are pushing for ... Lapetus imposes quarantine to stop syphilis outbreak 3/11/2022 Lapetus authorities have issued a global quarantine order effective immediately to stop the recent syphilis outbreak. It... Argentina threatens Uruguay with nuclear war 3/10/2022 An official statement from the pink house released this morning threatens Uruguay with war on Earth unless they stop vio... Violence reported from Pluto bases 3/9/2022 Several incidences of physically violent fights between Uruguayos and Argentinos were reported today from several of the... Zaporozhets to remain unchanged 3/8/2022 After big protests against the plans to update the Zaporozhets ZAZ 968 that has been produced in its Martian version on ... Communist terrorists strike again on Ganymede 3/7/2022 Another terrorist attack on Ganymede this morning claimed the lives of 15 innocent people as a bomb exploded in a busy s... Uruguay-Argentina Pluto alliance coming apart? 3/6/2022 The joint colonization of Pluto and Charon by Uruguay and Argentina, born out of an alliance that until just a few days ... Triton productivity experiment shows good results 3/5/2022 It's only been two months since the first humans landed on Triton, but by the look of it you would think they'd been the... NEXT PAGE > >

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