Zimbabwe dictator Robert Mugabe exiles niece to Mars2/22/1985
Infamous dictator Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe has reportedly sent his niece Sibongile Mugabe into exile on Mars by enrolling her on a Soviet one-way colonizing mission to Mars. Insiders say his young niece Sibongile has been showing more and more signs of ousting her uncle and taking over his dictatorship. Sending uncomfortable relatives into space exile has become more and more common among dictators recently. Sibongile Mugabe will be joining Fidel Castro's niece Palomina Castro and Erich Honecker's nephew Klaus Honecker on the trip to Mars where they will remain permanently. | 
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