First landing and establishment of outpost on Callisto11/29/1990
Callisto today became the furthest outpost of human civilization after a successful landing by Space Mining Inc. The crew will be setting up a base that will serve as a hub for the settlement of other Jovian moons in the near future. SM Inc stock surged today after the news of their successful landing in spite of rumors that some of the workers have been planning a mutiny. The captain of the mission, Captain Franco, has said the rumors are unfounded and have been started by liars who don't feel they are getting proper respect from management. Captain Franco went on to explain that his crew is made up of low lives and pathetic losers and have no value as human beings. | 
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