Syphilis pandemic ravages Mars


Martian health authorities have upgraded the syphilis outbreak on the planet to an official pandemic. 12% of the population has now been infected with syphilis with thousands of new cases reported every day. The Martian ministry of health says the problem is caused by a combination of promiscuous behavior and a reliance of locally manufactured ineffective syphilis medicine.

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