Mysterious penile explosions rock Mars8/17/1994
A mysterious wave of penile explosions is sweeping across the cities of Mars with alarming results. For some reason men's penises have been exploding during sexual activity usually ending in death. It's bad enough when these men explode on their own, but usually they explode inside their lovers killing both. Health authorities are looking into the situation but have not yet come to any conclusions. | 
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