local news  NEAR EARTH: Moon Mars Asteroids  JUPITER: Callisto Ganymede Europa Io  SATURN: Titan Enceladus Lapetus Rhea  URANUS: NEPTUNE:  Titania Oberon Triton  MORE WORLDS: Pluto Mercury Eris Haumea  ALL WORLDS               more information Top StoriesWhat's the purpose of this site?Submit a news storyNews archiveParamount ObligationismAbout PezgoContact Us Baseless arrests on Europa 6/9/2004 A requirement of the newly formed Europa Police Department is that they must arrest at least 10 people per day to maintain their current level of funding. That has turned out to be a problem since not enough crimes are being committed on Europa to warrant the minimum daily arrests. As a result Europa police has resorted to arresting people at random to meet the quota. More news from Europa   POST COMMENT: Your Name: Comment: No links to competitors please :) Attach picture (your own pictures only please for legal reasons)

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