King Bob to construct pyramid

10/4/2018

Insane lunatic King Bob I of Io has announced plans to construct a giant pyramid to serve as his tomb when he dies. It will be double the size of the greatest pyramid of Egypt and the largest building ever built. No details of how the colossal construction project will be completed have been released, but the financial institutions back on Earth that is financing the mining operations on Io fear King Bob will use equipment and manpower from the mining operations to build his pyramid. King Bob has issued an diplomatic statement saying, ''Fuck you all! I'm the king of this world and I do what I want. Stay out of my business assholes!''


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