Eight year old Martian arsonist arrested in Uruguay


An 8 year old Martian citizen was arrested today in Montevideo, Uruguay on charges of arson. Montevideo fire fighters and police was called to a violent fuel depot fire on the outskirts of Montevideo earlier today where two young girls were filming the fire on their phones. A bystander told police that it was the two girls who had started the fire. When confronted by police the two girls attempted to escape whereupon one of them, the 8 year old Martian, was caught due to her inability to run fast in Earth gravity. The other girl is still at large, but police say the Martian girl is being tortured for information and they are certain she will crack soon.

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