Martian arsonist child is daughter of Martian official2/9/2022
A new twist has emerged in the case of the 8 year old Martian arsonist arrested yesterday in Montevideo, Uruguay. Police now say she is the daughter of the head of the Martian Department of Agriculture who is touring the cone talking to leading agronomists about the possibility of introducing capybaras to indoor farms on Mars. The young girl has been tortured since yesterday to reveal the identity of her accomplice, but has not yet cracked. Police say when they run out of nails to pull they will try water boarding. | 
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