Man walks 24 km on sunny side of Mercury

2/17/2022

Daredevil Julio Axolotlos collapsed today after walking 24 kilometers on the sunny side out of the north pole crater where all Mercury civilization is contained. He broke the old record of 19 km by a good margin. He was recovered by rescuers after he failed to check in with his friends back at the base. He is expected to live, but may loose some of his limbs say the doctors at the base. ''An arm or a leg is a small price to pay for eternal glory.'' says Julio in a statement from his hospital bed. It is questioned how eternal his glory will be since several other people on Mercury have announced plans for similar walks in the coming weeks. Mercury authorities are considering banning the very dangerous practice of sunny side walking after several deaths.


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