Governor of Ganymede escapes from kidnappers4/6/2022
The governor of Ganymede who was kidnapped last week and tortured by communist rebels showed up today at the governor's mansion with severe injuries from his week-long visit with his captors. Both of the governors ears have been severed from his head, as well as several fingers and toes. His remaining toes and fingers all had their nails pulled out. The governor claims the communists also pulled the nails out of his missing fingers and toes before they cut them off, but the leader of the communist rebels has called that accusation an outright lie. He says those nails were removed, but only after they were cut off from the governor's body. | 
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