Asteroids Local News






Yonsalad makes a run for it 2/28/2022
Interplanetarily wanted criminal Yonsalad today sent a message to the press that she is now leaving her secret base in the asteroid belt and is headed...
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Yonsalad announces retirement 2/27/2022
Infamous space pirate Yonsalad who was recently made the target of a joint military operation with the goal of her elimination today announced she is ...
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Yonsalad most wanted person in the solar system 2/25/2022
Enough is enough say authorities. Yonsalad, infamous space pirate, must be stopped at all cost. She will now be upgraded to a military target, and the...
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Yonsalad strikes again 2/24/2022
Yonsalad robbed a mining base on Ceres this morning just after most of the miners had left for work. At gunpoint she locked all on site personnel in a...
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Yonsalad rescues lost miners 2/20/2022
The infamous wanted space pirate Yonsalad today found the 20 miners who drifted off into space yesterday and rescued them. She was actually on the way...
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Twenty miners feared lost in space 2/19/2022
A group of twenty miners working on a small asteroid floated off into space yesterday when their anchoring system failed and have not been heard from ...
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Yonsalad steals police ship 2/11/2022
The police ship that was assigned to capture Yonsalad just 2 days ago was today stolen by Yonsalad from a Ceres police station. Surveillance footage s...
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Police ship assigned to capture Yonsalad 2/9/2022
The SBI has assigned a ship for the specific purpose of patrolling the area of the asteroid belt where Yonsalad is active and capture her. Yonsalad is...
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Asteroid miners robbed for the fourth time 1/1/2022
The asteroid miners who were robbed 3 new years eves in a row by Yonsalad were robbed a 4th time yesterday. She pulled up by their ship as usual askin...
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Yonsalad outsmarts miners and cops 1/1/2021
After sexy space pirate lady Yonsalad had robbed a group of miners two new years eve's in a row and promised to come back the next police were ready f...
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Asteroid miners robbed again 1/1/2020
You may remember the mining team that was robbed last new years eve by a sexy lady pirate. Well she struck again last night against the same team of m...
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Pirate lady strikes again 4/15/2019
The young lady pirate known as Yonsalad struck again today against an asteroid mining team not far from where she robbed a group of miners on new year...
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Asteroid miners robbed by lady pirate 1/1/2019
A group of miners stationed on a small asteroid were interrupted during their new years celebration last night by a young woman asking for entry to th...
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First landing and establishment of mining base on Ceres 3/8/1983
A joint mission by several mining companies today landed a on Ceres to begin the construction of an asteroid mining hub. The hub will be operational i...
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