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Baseless arrests on Europa
A requirement of the newly formed Europa Police Department is that they must arrest at least 10 people per day to maintain their current level of fund...
Lander crashes on Europa killing all 387 on board
A lander carrying 387 people crashed during landing on Europa this morning. All 387 on board died in the tragedy. The crash happened near the mining c...
Demonstration turns violent on Europa
What started out as a peaceful protest today in the Europa 1 base of Europa turned into a violent clash between demonstrators and police. The crowd wa...
First Europa landing
The conquest of the Jovian moons continued today with the first successful landing on Europa. The landing almost ended in disaster when a fire broke o...
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