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Moon Pimp blamed for another customer's death
Moon Pimp who has been in recent legal trouble over the death of a customer of his bordello is now facing more death accusations. A woman is blaming h...
Widow of man killed by Moon Pimp plans to sue
The widow of the man killed by Moon Pimp last week says she is talking to a lawyer about filing a wrongful death suit against Moon Pimp. Moon Pimp bea...
Moon Pimp released
The owner of the Moon bordello arrested yesterday for beating a disrespectful customer to death was released from jail this morning. The charges again...
Moon pimp arrested for murder
The owner of a popular moon bordello was arrested today after killing a customer after an argument that turned violent. According to eye witnesses the...
Moon honeymoon tourism is booming
The moon has given a whole new meaning to the term Honeymoon. A record number of newlyweds chose the Moon for their honeymoon last year. The Lunar Boa...
Plans announced for Moon highway
Plans for a new lunar highway were announced today connecting the two main lunar bases with what will initially be a single lane road. The road will b...
Moon hotel named after impossible position
The moon hotel opened by Moon Pimp 3 years ago has been officially renamed ''Hotel Skull Crusher''. The hotel has been carrying that nickname for some...
Moon Pimp first space millionaire
The young entrepreneur known as Moon Pimp this week became the first space based millionaire. His moon bordello and his moon sex hotel have both been ...
Tourist complex opens on the moon
A hotel catering to tourists from the Earth has opened on the moon. The hotel was built by Moon Pimp who last year opened the very first bordello on t...
Bordello opens on the Moon
The first independent business opened on the Moon today. What kind of business? You guessed it! A brothel of course! The young entrepreneur behind the...
Establishment of first permanent outpost on the Moon.
The construction crew and the first inhabitants of the new permanent lunar outpost arrived on the Moon today. This marks the first day of a permanent ...
Apollo 11 landing
History was made today when the Apollo 11 lander touched down on the moon and astronaut Neil Armstrong stepped out on the lunar surface. This is an im...
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