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Pluto Local News
Uruguayans furious over Argentine killing of Pluto capybara.
Last night drunk celebrating Argentines on one of the Pluto bases controlled by Argentina killed and ate a pet capybara belonging to an Uruguayan crew...
Uruguay takes control of Charon
Uruguay has now taken control of both bases on Charon in effect giving them control over all human civilization of that world. Three of the seven base...
Argentina threatens Uruguay with nuclear war
An official statement from the pink house released this morning threatens Uruguay with war on Earth unless they stop violating the terms of the agreem...
Violence reported from Pluto bases
Several incidences of physically violent fights between Uruguayos and Argentinos were reported today from several of their joint bases on Pluto and Ch...
Uruguay-Argentina Pluto alliance coming apart?
The joint colonization of Pluto and Charon by Uruguay and Argentina, born out of an alliance that until just a few days ago seemed unbreakable is show...
Pluto militarized bases raise concerns over space peace
The complex of military bases built by Argentina and Uruguay on Pluto and Charon raises concerns about whether the solar system can remain a place of ...
Argentina and Uruguay have colonized Pluto
The presidents of Argentina and Uruguay held a joint press conference today where they publically disclosed the existence of several bases on Pluto an...
More secret bases found on Pluto and Charon
The unmanned craft orbiting Pluto that found the secret Uruguayan military base on Pluto last week has now found two more similar bases on Pluto, and ...
Moon Pimp bans Uruguayans in response to Pluto base
Moon Pimp has said he will not wait for the UN sanctions to take effect. Effective immediately Uruguayan citizens are not welcome at his bordello unti...
President of Uruguay speaks out on Pluto military base
The President of Uruguay in a live TV address today explained that he did indeed authorized the secret military base on Pluto, and that the purpose of...
Pluto base is Uruguayan, not Argentine
The mysterious military base on Pluto that was identified as Argentine a few days ago is in fact Uruguayan. The national seal thought to be Argentinea...
Mysterious Pluto base belongs to Argentina
The mysterious Pluto military base found on Pluto a few days ago belongs to Argentina say mission control of the remote controlled craft surveying Plu...
Secret colony found on Pluto
A secret colony has been found on Pluto. An unmanned surveillance craft gathering data for future Pluto colonization has sent back photos of a small b...
Largest spaceship ever built takes off to mine dwarf planets.
The Naruemonia, the largest spaceship ever constructed left the Earth's Moon's orbit today where it has been assembled in orbit on its way to land min...
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