local news  NEAR EARTH: Moon Mars Asteroids  JUPITER: Callisto Ganymede Europa Io  SATURN: Titan Enceladus Lapetus Rhea  URANUS: NEPTUNE:  Titania Oberon Triton  MORE WORLDS: Pluto Mercury Eris Haumea  ALL WORLDS               more information Top StoriesWhat's the purpose of this site?Submit a news storyNews archiveParamount ObligationismAbout PezgoContact Us Uruguay-Argentina Pluto Crisis story latest developments Secret colony found on Pluto 2/20/2022 A secret colony has been found on Pluto. An unmanned surveillance craft gathering data for future Pluto colonization has sent back photos of a small b... read more Mysterious Pluto base belongs to Argentina 2/24/2022 The mysterious Pluto military base found on Pluto a few days ago belongs to Argentina say mission control of the remote controlled craft surveying Plu... read more Pluto base is Uruguayan, not Argentine 2/27/2022 The mysterious military base on Pluto that was identified as Argentine a few days ago is in fact Uruguayan. The national seal thought to be Argentinea... read more President of Uruguay speaks out on Pluto military base 2/27/2022 The President of Uruguay in a live TV address today explained that he did indeed authorized the secret military base on Pluto, and that the purpose of... read more More secret bases found on Pluto and Charon 2/27/2022 The unmanned craft orbiting Pluto that found the secret Uruguayan military base on Pluto last week has now found two more similar bases on Pluto, and ... read more Argentina and Uruguay have colonized Pluto 2/28/2022 The presidents of Argentina and Uruguay held a joint press conference today where they publically disclosed the existence of several bases on Pluto an... read more Pluto militarized bases raise concerns over space peace 3/1/2022 The complex of military bases built by Argentina and Uruguay on Pluto and Charon raises concerns about whether the solar system can remain a place of ... read more Uruguay-Argentina Pluto alliance coming apart? 3/6/2022 The joint colonization of Pluto and Charon by Uruguay and Argentina, born out of an alliance that until just a few days ago seemed unbreakable is show... read more Violence reported from Pluto bases 3/9/2022 Several incidences of physically violent fights between Uruguayos and Argentinos were reported today from several of their joint bases on Pluto and Ch... read more Argentina threatens Uruguay with nuclear war 3/10/2022 An official statement from the pink house released this morning threatens Uruguay with war on Earth unless they stop violating the terms of the agreem... read more Uruguay takes control of Charon 3/22/2022 Uruguay has now taken control of both bases on Charon in effect giving them control over all human civilization of that world. Three of the seven base... read more Uruguayans furious over Argentine killing of Pluto capybara. 3/31/2022 Last night drunk celebrating Argentines on one of the Pluto bases controlled by Argentina killed and ate a pet capybara belonging to an Uruguayan crew... read more

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